Laptop Dealer

The Laptop Dealer is a prank call victim, first discovered in early 2018. He lives in Irvine, California, where he works at some kind of computer repair or technology store. He is the most called victim of Gapehorner and has also been a victim of numerous other pranksters, with dozens of known calls having been made to him. He is known for using large amounts of profanity, his short temper and partaking in strange activities when picking up a call, such as shouting at his dog or answering in the middle of a conversation with his boss. He is notable for calling pranksters back, oftentimes hours or days after he has been called.

He almost exclusively uses the insults fucking bitch, chicken-shit, motherfucker or a combination of all three. He often accuses Fred and Duncan of being drunk. Despite the hundreds of prank calls he has received, he continues to believe he can sell his Dell or Lenovo laptops to the people on the phone.

He has an ambiguous accent that is possibly from somewhere in Asia or Israeli or Hispanic.

Origins
The Laptop Dealer was first called on January 2nd 2018, during a live prank call stream of Gapehorner. A viewer posted his number in the chat, saying that they had just called up as he was selling a laptop on Craigslist, and that he was extremely rude and aggressive.